FAQs

People are literally always asking me these things.

What is your Big 3, in desserts?

SUN: Strawberry rhubarb pie

MOON: Mint chip ice cream

RISING: Oreo Thins™

Desert island records?

First of all, I resent the question. I would never end up on a desert island (not built for long-term survival in that way). However, my answer is:

1.) Hole - Celebrity Skin

2.) SZA - Ctrl

3.) Nicholas Brittell - If Beale Street Could Talk Soundtrack

4.) John Prine - Bruised Orange

What commercial do you wish you had made?

Ikea - Lamp

Vim - Mother in Prison

What is your biggest weakness?

Physically, my upper body. I really lack arm strength, given my general reluctance to exercise.

Socially, I cannot stop bringing up Watergate.

How many oysters could you eat in one sitting, if money were no object?

84.

Is it true you started a monthly meeting at work for people to share their online shopping carts for group approval?

Yes. It was called Should I Buy This? and it saved me a lot of money on a heirloom pot for cooking dried beans.

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